Clueless Too: Arlington
David Bulmer

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Clueless Too: Arlington

This is a satirical look at some of the bigger (and smaller) talking points from the weekend’s action based on what viewers from around the world are commenting on. Please don’t take it too seriously.

- Looks like Zach Osborne picked up exactly where he left off

- And I mean winning races, not taking down PC riders

- Wait, Austin Forkner would like to have a word about that

- Eli obviously decided he wanted to win this race

- If Tomac wins all remaining races and Jason Anderson comes fourth, if Marvin comes second and Cole Seely comes third then… you’re not actually considering this scenario are you?

- Seriously, why is it still called Arlington SX and not Dallas?

- And why is this round "East" and Houston "West" ?

- Chad Reed is one of only eight guys to have scored points at every round

- Vince Friese is another one of those eight

- That’s how weird this season has been

- Get well soon Tim Gajser, that crash looked gnarly

- It’s a shame because MXGP now looks like it will be the KTM show, unless Febvre can keep his pre-season form going

- Hopefully MX2 will be unpredictably crazy

- At some stage, Blake Baggett might get some publicity for doing well this season

- I guess we didn’t have to wait long to see how consistent the “1-position-docked-for-cutting-the-track” stayed… Brandon Hartranft got docked 11 positions

- Putting him just behind Dylan Ferrandis who completed two fewer laps….

- So that under-powered, under-performing Suzuki… still crap?

- Jimmy D says no

- It sometimes seems like Martin Davalos is cursed to remain in the 250 class forever

- Get well soon Justin Barcia, obviously it sucks to get injured but that could have been a lot worse

- I’m definitely going to keep an eye on this Martin/Smith rivalry… and so are you guys because you just know it’s going to be on every promo reel

- Never heard of #570 before, but Vanbuskirk could just be the coolest last name out there, and it has a ton of nickname potential

- Anyone going to put money on Reed making the main event next week?