This is a satirical look at some of the bigger (and smaller) talking points from the weekend’s action based on what viewers from around the world are commenting on. Please don’t take it too seriously.

- If someone offered me a contract to ride for the Honda HRC 450 team anywhere in the world, I’d be pretty hesitant…

- I probably wouldn’t want to be sitting second in points in the 450SX Championship either

- Congrats on the record Mr. Reed… hope the bike works a bit better in future rounds

- Anyone care to shed light on this Jordon Smith/Jeremy Martin rivalry?

- Asking for a friend…

- It’s funny how Justin Hill has gone from lazy, unmotivated and rubbish, to 450 superstar in the making in a couple of weeks

- Not that I’m calling SX fans fickle or anything

- Blake Baggett owes Steve Matthes a beer

- Just don’t call them “nets”

- MXGP starts in less than a week!!!

- Antonio Cairoli has signed for two more years… guess he REALLY wants those 11 championships

- And in a stroke of irony, it’ll probably be Jeffrey Herlings doing Stefan Everts a favor if he doesn’t

- Forkner did have something to say about Osborne constantly winning races

- It’s a shame Ferrandis got caught up in that first turn pileup last week too, otherwise he’d be right in the title hunt

- Sand is now the best thing since sliced bread

- But just don’t let the MXoN be hosted on that surface

- Get well soon Cole Seely, you’re one of the good guys

- If Ken Roczen ever decides to give up racing, he definitely has a spot in the booth with his name on it

- There were more Suzuki 450s in the main event than KTMs… as a GP follower, this confuses me

- Just when you think the James Stewart comeback rumors are finally over… another factory rider gets injured

- Meanwhile, I hear Ronnie Mac is definitely available

- So is Justin Starling, who proved you don't need a 450 to qualify in the 450 class. Nice one.

- Guess I should mention Eli Tomac’s win and Jason Anderson still leading the championship

- That just seems so boring though