Weekly, the Racer X Slack thread is filled with great headlines from newspapers around the globe. So, we’ve decided to make it a weekly feature here on Exhaust.

Our second headline comes not from the press, but a YouTube video from TMZ. Marvel Comics mastermind Stan Lee and a former business associate had some bad blood between them (pun intended). The associate was able to receive samples of Stan’s blood from his personal nurse through forged consent forms, which were supposedly meant to be infused with pen ink and sold to fans.

An update from iO9 claims that the blood has already been used to stamp Lee’s signature onto copies of several comics, including The Mighty Thor #700 and Rise of the Black Panther #1.

And here's what this mystifying headline would look like in print: