Clueless Too: Minneapolis & Portugal
David Bulmer

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Clueless Too: Minneapolis & Portugal

This is a satirical look at some of the bigger (and smaller) talking points from the weekend’s action based on what viewers from around the world are commenting on. Please don’t take it too seriously.

- So the Monster Energy rider won the Monster Energy Triple Crown in the Monster Energy Supercross Championship

- He looked thrilled

- The rest of us looked confused because we had no idea WTF this Triple Crown Championship was….

- I’m sure Jason Anderson was gutted

- How exactly can you have forward movement on a motocross bike without being on the throttle?

- Not surprisingly, I don’t understand the ruling on this penalty, either

- I’ve got nothing really to add to the whole Broc Tickle situation, other than the fact that mexalyhsgldgljahksgdf is now in every moto journalist’s searching history

- We’re probably all going to get pre-workout advertising for the next six months (or perhaps four years?)

- Has anyone come up with an official name for these three main events that make up one main event yet?

- Or we just going to wait until next year?

- A rock in the brake pads is hard to prove as an excuse

- A massive lump above Cairoli’s right eye, which came from a rock, is a little bit easier to examine and verify

- Not that some people will ever be convinced

- Whatever you do, don’t swear in the press conferences

- Daniel Blair will get pissed

- Not sure how you get hit by a stadium cart as a mechanic, but get well soon to Barcia’s mechanic

- And anyone else that got injured

- Looked like it snowed in Minneapolis, it must be horrible being in a stadium when there is snow outside (sarcasm, referencing Valkenswaard)

- If it’s one thing I have learned about these drugs cases, it’s that Americans would much prefer their penalties to be handed out by Americans rather than Europeans

- Romain Febvre is getting really pissed, annoyed about coming fourth each weekend

- Really hoping Thomas Covington gets some good news about his knee

- Where the hell was Pauls Jonass this weekend and who was riding his bike?!

- Seriously, that wasn’t the same rider who reeled off six motos in a row

- As for Herlings…wow

- But please don’t start complaining about moving over on the start straight or 2012 photos/videos might come back to haunt you (that’s the him-versus-Tommy Searle season, in case you were wondering)

- I’m really excited to be visiting Russia in a couple of weeks

- Said no British person right now