Clueless Too: Foxborough
David Bulmer

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Clueless Too: Foxborough

This is a satirical look at some of the bigger (and smaller) talking points from the weekend’s action based on what viewers from around the world are commenting on. Please don’t take it too seriously.

- Does anyone actually care about anything other than the Musquin/Tomac crash?

- And some dude wearing jeans and a t-shirt

- Is Foxborough the New York SX? Or is it the New Jersey one? Or is it the New York one that should be New Jersey?

- Did Kyle Peters really get a podium without an ACL or MCL?

- The human body is pretty crazy

- According to “Gronk”… there are hills at a supercross track

- Not that I’d argue with him, considering I saw a photo of him standing next to RC

- That long thumbs-up is the kinda thing I do after some shitty bad (sorry Daniel) driver cuts me off in traffic

- It was funny though

- Overall, the thing that I keep coming back to about this whole incident…

- ...is just how funny Jason Anderson must be finding it all

- Points leader and no one actually seems to care about beating him for the title

- It’s some Kaizer Soze level of performance

- It’s also funny how the journalists looked more professional than Ryan Smith

- To be fair, he set out what he wanted to achieve—get on TV

- There’s three Mrs. Dungeys that I know of related to this sport. If people picking their Instagram usernames could just be a little bit more specific, that’d be great

- I’m sure Eli would appreciate it, too

- Seems like people have got bored of taking digs at Zach Osborne for being the best East Coast SX rider

- About time, too

- Pumped that Enzo Lopes has got the JGR gig for at least part of the summer

- And that the weather in Russia is looking good

- With no monsoon on the horizon for Sunday

- And when I say Sunday, I mean Tuesday, because that’s when the Sunday race is, which isn’t going to be confusing at all

- Oh thank God, Gronkowski is going back to playing hockey next season

- Speaking of, I couldn’t bare that the Cleveland Cavaliers would be without their pitch hitter for next season’s Daytona 500, they might have to draft in Jordan Speith instead