Clueless Too: Atlanta & Patagonia
David Bulmer

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Clueless Too: Atlanta & Patagonia

This is a satirical look at some of the bigger (and smaller) talking points from the weekend’s action based on what viewers from around the world are commenting on. Please don’t take it too seriously.

- So this Forkner / Osborne rivalry… wow

- So this Herlings / Cairoli rivalry… wow

- Can we make the East Coast 11 more rounds, please?

- Can we make MXGP 18 more rounds, please?

- Wait a sec…

- Delaying broadcasts in 2018 just doesn’t work

- I guess Justin Hill is back to being hated this week?

- Hope not

- Patagonia is truly a beautiful part of the world (and not just a clothing brand)

- And that track…. Holy guacamole!

- Does Justin Brayton’s race win actually count as a race win?

- In which case, does Chad Reed actually have three more main event completions?

- In my opinion, 4-2-3 shouldn’t beat 1-3-5. It should be done by best result and then by third race finish

- Ferrandis must have rubber bones after that crash

- Peick must have adamantium bones after his

- I just don’t know how excited to be that Brayton won a race. I should be Dungey-pumped, but I just don’t know how much those individual races mean

- Same with Jeremy Martin, really. Especially after all the stick he’s had

- And how do their bonuses work? So many questions…

- Still more Suzukis in the 450 class than any other brand

- Meanwhile in the MXGPs….

- Yay for Evgeny Bobryshev

- TM actually has more bikes in both classes than Suzuki does?!

- Looks like the track changes to Patagonia did indeed make it a bit safer. Hmmmmm wonder how that works

- That new Atlanta stadium looked very fancy

- Whereas Ferrandis’ bike looked like it had been hit by a freight train

- I can’t wait to go to Valkenswaard for the weather…

- Or the scenery

- Said no one ever

- Oh and Weege, Vsevolod Brylyakov is pronounced ‘Seva’… at least to his friends